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Fell Down a Whiskey Bottle: The Incomplete Whiskey Ben Montgomery Volume One

by Whiskey Ben Montgomery

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Jesus Christ rode a dinosaur 6000 years ago who the hell are you to doubt the word of god? the earth was made in seven days, and this I know for sure written in the bible, it is written in the bible All the pretty little angels are sitting in a Christmas tree waiting for me to die to K I S S me I'm going to heaven... and I can drink as much as I want there, and there aint' nothing my wife or nobody can do about it! Cause Jesus Christ Rode a dinosaur 6000 years ago Written in the bible, it is written in the bible the earth was made in seven days and this I know for sure, who the hell are you to doubt the word of god? Jesus is a comin', I hear that ringin' bell all you commie bastards are gonna burn in hell! You're gonna die! Aint no Barack Obama Antichrist nor Bernie Sanders gonna save you now boy! Cause Jesus Christ Rode a Dinosaur 6000 years ago...etc.
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I fell down a whiskey bottle, and I never got out if you put that bottle to your ear, you can hear me scream and shout, pour me down some whiskey boys, this bottle has run dry and if I don't get a drink real soon, I swear I'm gonna cry My dog done died, my truck broke down, my woman left me for a clown if I don't get a drink real soon, I don't know what I'm gonna do, if I don't get a drink or two.

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I met ole' Whiskey Ben while I was hitch-hiking... he picked me up in his pickup truck and... well you'll hear about it!

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released February 2, 2018

Whiskey Ben Montgomery: guitar, vocals

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Crabapple Satellite was a Detroit Based noise "artist" and delinquent provocateur. The world is a brighter sunnier place without that pinko commie rat.
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