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I'm the Candidate

by Lord Johnzon II

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You can vote for Mickey Mouse if you want to voting is a sacred right don't let anybody tell you who to vote for you can vote for Jesus Christ (If you want to throw the money lenders out of the temple that is!) You can vote for an eggplant you can vote for your favorite brand of peanut butter! you can vote for a unicorn you can vote for any old nutter Vermin Supreme! The Human Bean! You can vote for Mickey Mouse, etc.
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I'm the candidate who likes dinosaurs I'm the candidate who stays up late I'm the candidate with a choo-choo-train I'm the candidate with a little airoplane I'm the candidate, I'm the candidate I'm the candidate for pizza pie I'm the candidate with a polka-dot bow-tie I'm the candidate and it's do or die I'm the candidate fuck the other guy! I'm the candidate! I'm the candidate!
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Was a peace party in the war department a peace party in the war department all the generals, they didn't know what to do all the secretaries, began to load flowers in all the missiles and launch them off around the world flowers raining down everywhere and little bits of missiles killed a few people... but not very many... mostly flowers! Peace Party in the War Department, etc.

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Lord Johnzon would like to congratulate you on having the honor and privilege of voting for him in tomorrow's election! Unlike his late father Lord Johnzon I, LJII wholeheartedly supports the idea of democracy... tho not of course the actual practice, that would be barbaric! So be sure to tell all the other peasants to vote for Lord Johnzon II as many times as possible, and you will be sure to receive bigger and tastier crumbs than you should reasonably expect in your squalid little existences... and flowers! And don't worry...even if you don't vote for LJII you probably won't be executed!

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released December 30, 2018

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